I was trying to teach my girlfriend how to bake and skipped the proofing the yeast step only to find out that the yeast was dead. I got rock hard bread and she teased me about it for the rest of the day saying things like "I could whip this outside at the tree and it'd leave a dent in it" or "Dude these things are harder than the table!" and then proceed to knock the table a bit with them.
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