Disgusting Old Food Ads

[ACSAPA]

The carnival queen looks derpy and has a double chin.

 

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Holy smokes! This might be the worst one ever! I think we have a winner!

 

[ACSAPA]

This omelet just threw up.

 

[True2marie]

Here's another old Spam ad. I am convinced decades into the future, Spam will still be around. The white porcelain elephants are a nice touch.

 

[Livvy]

Why is there ice cream on the muffins?

I think this is the first time you've posted something which I could actually see myself eating. I mean, muffins ith ice cream actually sounds delicious!

 

[ACSAPA]

This ad manages to make chicken salad look gross while simultaneously being sexist.

 

[ACSAPA]

It's "low-point cost" and perfect for scaring company away.

 

[ACSAPA]

I can't even tell what this is. Is it a bowl of olives with cheese on top?

 

[ACSAPA]

I think this is the first time you've posted something which I could actually see myself eating. I mean, muffins ith ice cream actually sounds delicious!

If it was a cupcake, I wouldn't mind it, but ice cream on a soggy blueberry muffin doesn't appeal to me. I see muffins as more of a breakfast food.

 

[mommy42]

A creepy shrimp salad.

Oh, my gosh, the lighting is so awful!!! LOL!! It makes you wonder how anyone would even want to eat any of that!

 

[mommy42]

This is kind of sickening and off putting. It reminds me of an insect.

Looks a lot like a milipeed!!! LOL!! Aren't we all glad that we don't think this is "cool" today!!! How would you like to show up at a dinner party and see that on the table? I think I would leave as it might be possible that insects are "what's for dinner"!!!
It cracks me up that you keep finding all these things! ;-)

 

[Livvy]

If it was a cupcake, I wouldn't mind it, but ice cream on a soggy blueberry muffin doesn't appeal to me. I see muffins as more of a breakfast food.

Muffin is more like a treat food to me. I never have muffins for breakfast. At least not regularly. I probably have done when I'm rushing through an airport or something and I don't have time for proper breakfast. Kind of tempted to try this out now. Although of course, you'd have to try your best to eat the ice cream fast enough so that it doesn't make the muffin soggy and stuff

 

[ACSAPA]

A creepy Jello fish.

 

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Horrifying ham in aspic.

 

[ACSAPA]

Pickle, walnuts, lemon Jello. Why???

 

[ACSAPA]

Beef Jello mold.

Lemony salmon tower.

 

[Livvy]

How, and why do you keep coming across these horrible things!?

 

[ACSAPA]

How, and why do you keep coming across these horrible things!?

There's a lot of them all over the internet and I keep posting them because it's funny to me.

 

[ACSAPA]

Corn dogs in a cabbage holder dipped in beans. They look weirdly phallic.

 

[ACSAPA]

Apparently Vienna sausages and peas are good for morale.